Dear France,

by Mike Wittmann on August 11th, 2008
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You should have known better. Americans don’t respond well to taunting, especially from a guy named Alain. As it turns out, it was the Americans who did the smashing, both of the world record and your inflated French egos.

I can’t tell you how much fun it was watching Jason Lezak chase down your arrogant anchorman, 7 years his junior, and touch the wall ahead of him. To quote Ricky Bobby, another American who raced against an over-hyped Frenchman, “If you’re not first, you’re last.” Let that be a lesson to you.

Sincerely,
The U.S. of A.

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  • Tx Witt

    One of the most exciting sporting events I have ever watched. I stood up an yelled during the race like I was there. Wonderful.

  • Wow, I always dreamed of going to the olympics and see the real live action, I just wish!


  • Drew

    That was rad. I watched it “live” at about 10:45pm on Sunday night, and couldn’t settle down afterward for more than an hour. USA! USA!

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