http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/press-two/ This is where Mike Wittmann thinks. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/press-two/comment-page-1/#comment-7470 anneghormley Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:48:31 +0000 http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/20/press-two/#comment-7470 One Sunday morning there was a bat in my room. *Someone* looked for it and couldn't find it, so they explained to me that there was no bat in my room. I was somehow not put at ease. When we got home from church, a different someone found the bat in my room. Then the first and the second someones worked together to dispose of the bat while I stood back like a girly girl. One Sunday morning there was a bat in my room. *Someone* looked for it and couldn’t find it, so they explained to me that there was no bat in my room. I was somehow not put at ease. When we got home from church, a different someone found the bat in my room. Then the first and the second someones worked together to dispose of the bat while I stood back like a girly girl.

]]> http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/press-two/comment-page-1/#comment-7456 Jamie Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:21:14 +0000 http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/20/press-two/#comment-7456 Hilarious opener -- you had me clinched! I had to finish the story! Hilarious opener — you had me clinched! I had to finish the story!

]]> http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/press-two/comment-page-1/#comment-7450 Keith Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:09:28 +0000 http://www.mikewittmann.com/2007/11/20/press-two/#comment-7450 We get a bat or two inside every year. I go after 'em with a big wad of towel when they're on the wall or on the floor. Cover it with mild pressure against the surface. Gradually isolate the lump, which you can grasp through the towel and pull it off the surface. Carry the whole business outside. Release the critter, singing "Born Free!" Don't put the towel back in the pile of clean ones. We get a bat or two inside every year. I go after ‘em with a big wad of towel when they’re on the wall or on the floor. Cover it with mild pressure against the surface. Gradually isolate the lump, which you can grasp through the towel and pull it off the surface. Carry the whole business outside. Release the critter, singing “Born Free!” Don’t put the towel back in the pile of clean ones.

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